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Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Lesson number 1: Ship whores

So, I would like to start by saying that I very much dislike ship whores. Whether they are cool people and they seem nice does not matter one tiny bit to me. If you sleep around, I don't like you. Period.

Now for story time...

There is a girl on Mr D's ship who has been married for years. She is pregnant. 20 weeks pregnant. Wouldn't you know they have only been back from deployment for 19 weeks? L.O.L. seriously?! I am wondering how stupid her husband is thinking it is his kid ESPECIALLY when he was gone for another week or so after they came back (he is in the Navy as well and was underway when they got back). The worst part? My husband thinks the only person she could have been sleeping with was... Are you sitting down?... A MARRIED man.

It's just great. Being the wife you hear more about the Sailors doing the cheating. It kind of feels good to be the wife even when we are being judged by everyone else under the sun saying we do nothing but cheat while our men are gone. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight *eye roll*

                                                             You are NOT the father!

         Anyway, so, lesson number one would be: Never trust a ship whore. Whether she is nice or not.



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